Screamworks: Love in Theory and Practice, Chapters 1–13 (2010) Review

HIM IS BACK! AND THIS IS THEIR BEST ALBUM TO DATE! i know this is a bold statement but i will stand behind it! this and Razorblade Romance are their best and in my opinion are battling for top spot...this album has that urgency on it! it is like making musical love to your ears! as for highlights....the whole fuck'n album! if you're a HIM fan you will be BLOWN AWAY!....oh, do i really need to do a rating? 10 Heartagrams out of 10! LOVE METAL AT IT'S BEST...nuff said

Charred Walls of the Damned - Charred Walls of the Damned (2010) Review

OK! I AM STATING THIS NOW! THIS IS THE FUCK'N ALBUM OF THE YEAR! CHARRED WALLS OF THE FUCK'N DAMNED DESTROY ALL IN THEIR PATH ON THIS DEBUT ALBUM FEATURING METAL TITIANS TIM "RIPPER" OWENS, RICHARD CHRISTY, STEVE DIGORGIO AND JASON SUECOF! THERE IS NO POINT OF NAMING STANDOUT TRACKS AS THEY ARE ALL FUCK'N STANDOUTS! THATS RIGHT FOLKS! THIS AND HEAVEN AND HELL'S THE DEVIL YOU KNOW IS WHAT METAL NEEDS AT THIS MOMENT...A FUCK'N KICK IN THE BALLS! AND YES I KNOW I AM SHOUTING BUT FUCK IT! I AM BEYOND EXCITED! MY RAITING IS FAIRLY OBVIOUS! 10 CHARRED SOULS OF THE DAMNED OUT OF 10!