Rant #13

ok this rant is about a pet peeve of mine that i have expressed all too many times and that is that cologne, perfume, aftershave or simply deodorant is no, and i repeat NO SUBSTITUTE TO A FUCK'N SHOWER! for fuck sakes! soap and water work a lot better! trust me! and its not like its good perfume or cologne its the cheep shit that they bath in and reek worse then fish rotting in heat! i went to chem, an all guys school so i used to see and know guys who since we had first period gym thought they could get away with cologne instead of jumping in for a quick shower, trust me, sweat and cologne is never a good smell, just can make your stomach turn. i mean when you try to mask the fact that you didn't shower it smells 10 times worse then if you did nothing about it and if you smell so bad that you feel the need to splash something on you then take 10 fuck'n mins and jump in for a quick shower! save us all the pain and agony of that horrific smell and just shower! if your afraid of the water then take a goddamn rubber duck with you to help you out. or better yet, do not go out in public, just go in the backyard and attempt to air yourself out! wait no, thats a bad idea, the smell will spread killing poor innocent animals who were not expecting that horrible smell, so do everyone a favor, think about your fellow man and just shower instead of trying to hide it with that super strong shit that can bring tears to a grown man's eyes cause it stinks so bad! i beg you! please! think of the poor human being standing across from you who has to in hail that cause the person who smells is the last one who smells himself while the others around him suffer, thank you for showering and that's my rant on those who don't